Hypothermic.

When someone informs me that dying from hypothermia "isn't so bad" and that it's "just like falling asleep", I invariably want to demand, "How do you know? Have you ever died from hypothermia?"
Everyone seems to have experienced this freezing to death business except me. Is there some sort of thriving Arctic blackmarket for this? "Turn your kids into Otter Pops and store them in the deep freeze! Thaw out your handsome but vapid boyfriend only for parties and birthdays! Safe and convenient!"